Overheard at UDF (where I was buying my very yummy swiss chocolate almond ice cream):
Man: Yeah, my mom's gonna come visit for a month.
Woman: Really? What's she...
Man: Well, she's watchin' my house. I'm goin' on vacation.
Woman: Where ya goin'?
Man: The ________ county jail.
Woman: Are you for rill?
Man: Yeah, I gotta do 10 days.
Woman: Well that's not bad...
Seriously?? What's life coming to?
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2 comments:
Wow.
Sigh. Is this really the new normal?
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